In case you didnt know. Layne Staley was the singer for Alice in Chains, he died from heroin and cocaine.

We chase misprinted lies

We face the path of time

And yet I fight

And yet I fight

This battle all alone

No one to cry to

No place to call home

Oooh…oooh… Oooh…oooh…

My gift of self is raped
My privacy is raked
And yet I find
And yet I find
Repeating in my head
If I cant be my own
Id feel better dead

Oooh…oooh…
Oooh…oooh…

Yes! Next time you see a fat guy with no man-boobs, you can congratulate him for a sucessful surgery.

“Obesity has been blamed for the growing problem of “boy-boobs” – cases of teenage boys with breasts so well developed that surgery is needed to reduce them.”

If the obese boy is gay, his bf will be able to feel him up.

“This is different to someone just being overweight. These are firm female breasts,” – Mr. Duncan a plastic surgeon at Alder Hey Hospital in Liverpool.

Stop eating those twinkies or you’ll grow some double-D’s!

Turn that flab into fab!

Can you guess the movie that snapshot was taken from?

‘Alright here’s the deal. You can have this house for free.. If you marry me for it.’

That’s a lot of commitment for a nice house, but at least make the offer worthwhile.

<- No thanks (Yes, that’s an actual picture of her).

Well I was sitting at home wishing I had me a burrito
A burrito would be oh so sweet right now
So I said to my friend I gotta see her again
I gotta go get me a burrito
Man I understand it’s not about the meal it’s about how you feel

Hey hey hey burrito lady
You drive me crazy
Burrito lady

Yeah she knows me well and I can always tell
That she’s got what I need
There’s only one thing left for me to say
I gotta get back to chee – pot – lay

I said
Hey hey hey burrito lady
You drive me crazy
Burrito lady

I said
Hey hey hey burrito lady
You drive me crazy
burrito lady

So this chick at my school gave me a few punk bands to listen to, cause I’m into rock and metal and she’s more into punk.

I really fell in love with these two:

The Misfits && The Dead Kennedys.

Fav songs by the Misfits so far:

Some Kinda Hate
Green Hell
Last Caress
Die Die My Darling
and Helena

By the Dead Kennedys:

Take this Job and Shove it
Nazi Punks Fuck Off
Too Drunk to Fuck

I love it!

Metallica, pantera, nirvana, SOAD, RATM, rob zombie, i like all those kinds of bands more though .

in code:

mySound = new Sound(_root);
mySound.attachSound(“mySound”);
mySound.start(0,0);

SoundName = new Sound(target);
SoundName.attachSound(“soundLinkageIdentifier”);
SoundName.start(positionOffset, TimesToLoop);

To get a random decimal number between 0 and 1 do:

var myNumber:Number = Math.random();

To get a random decimal number between 0 and X amt do:

var myNumber:Number = Math.random()*highestPossibleNumber;

To get a random decimal number between Min and Max do:

var myNumber:Number = Math.random()*(Max-Min)+Min;

To round a number do:

var myRoundedNumber = Math.round(Math.random());

To round up do:

Math.ceil as in the ceiling.

To round down do:

Math.floor as in go to the floor.

Have fun with random #’s!

Techniques involved in this tutorial are attaching movieclips, setting opacity, removing movieclips, random numbers, onEnterFrames, and movement.

Check it Out!

Rock on! And keep scripting.